Monday, June 06, 2005

More About Bolton

And I don't mean that no-talent ass-clown Michael. There's more news about John Bolton being totally unfit for the job of U.N. Ambassador:

John R. Bolton flew to Europe in 2002 to confront the head of a global arms-control agency and demand he resign, then orchestrated the firing of the unwilling diplomat in a move a U.N. tribunal has since judged unlawful, according to officials involved.
In an effort to provide readers with as much information as possible, DoG has uncovered even more incidents of bad behavior in John Bolton’s past. Among the low-lights:
  • Declared that Bed, Bath, and Beyond could lose “3 whole rows of sheets and decorative throws and it wouldn’t make a bit of difference.”
  • Once shot a man just for snoring.
  • Chased a teen-aged employee at a Washington-area McDonalds through the back room, throwing McNuggets at her before forcing her hand into the fryer and questioning her sexuality after she refused to make him a McGriddle after 10:30.
  • Robbed a train, apparently.
  • Choked a delivery boy when he refused to admit that General Tsao had, and planned to use, weapons of Mass Destruction.
  • While climbing a rope in gym class, he once simultaneously kissed the buttocks of the student above him and kicked the student below him in the face before declaring that there was "no such thing as physical education."
So, there you have it. Is this a man fit for such a lofty diplomatic post? We report, you deci-- er, make up your own mind. (I don't want Rupert Murdoch coming after us).

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