They're Probably Creating a Whole Army of Pig Warriors

Since Bush's SOTU in which he highlighted the fast approaching danger of being overrun by mutant human animal hybrids, there has been a sudden upsurge of sightings of said mutants.

Pig Men are running rampant across this great nation.

They've even infiltrated the Department of Homeland Security.

And what do you have to feed this thing?

Lock up your daughter, no one is safe!!