I Don't Know Him!

Yes, like Peter denying Our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ, George pretends that he ain't never hearda no Jack Abramoff. Of course, we know otherwise. We've read Jackie Boy's self-aggrandizing emails in which he brags how bestest of best friends he and W are. We are also aware of some pictures out there with Jack and George which have yet to be released.

Courtesy of the Al Franken show, you can see to your right, my left, a computer simulation (margin of error +/- 4%) of one of those pictures, with more if you follow the link.