I Blame That Wascally Wabbit

Suuuuuuure, it was an accident:

Vice President Dick Cheney accidentally shot and wounded a companion during a weekend quail hunting trip in Texas, spraying the fellow hunter in the face and chest with shotgun pellets.

Harry Whittington, a millionaire attorney from Austin, was in stable condition in the intensive care unit of a Corpus Christi hospital Sunday...

Sheesh, remember when Cheney would just tell people to go fuck themselves? I hope he had a fricaseein' attorney license...