I Watch So You Don't Have To

Last year, I watched the SOTU address but punked out of writing about it. This year, I'm going to do some serious drinking to anesthetize myself and really try to play through the pain. So go out, relax, have a good time with your friends and family, and know that I'll be jotting down my every insipid thought to share with you tomorrow. Maybe you'll propose a toast in my honor for taking one for the team...

If I don't make it back, tell my family that I fought bravely to the end.