It's Called Freedom Listening

Read this and start checking your house for bugs. It's about how maybe a reporter is being bugged, a reporter who happens to be married to a prominent Democratic operative, but the interview transcript is put down the memory hole, and denials all around, and we're all being watched, and it's not cool, and wait a minute... Who are you?! Get out of... Let go of me! What are...

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Hi! I'm fine. Go back to work. I love America. God bless George W. Bush.