Monday, January 09, 2006

Just Die Already

Dr. Evil needed some medical attention this morning. Shortness of breath or whatever. But look at this quote from the AP story. Does this sound like a man who should be in a high stress field like trying to take over the world?

Doctors found his EKG, or electrocardiogram, unchanged and determined he was retaining fluid because of medication he was taking for a foot problem.

Cheney, who has a long history of heart problems and has a pacemaker, was placed on a diuretic at the hospital.

The foot ailment forced Cheney to use a cane on Friday.

McBride said the foot condition was not related to surgery last September to repair aneurysms behind both knees or the 64-year-old vice president's lengthy history of heart problems. He has had four heart attacks, quadruple bypass surgery, two artery-clearing angioplasties and an operation to implant a special pacemaker in his chest.
If that were you, wouldn't you want to go back to Wyoming, open up a general store and whittle for 90% of your 6 hour day?

God took out Sharon over a bum land deal, but He just can't seem to seal the deal with Cheney. It's begs the age-old philosophical question - can God create a person so evil that even He can't destroy him? I wonder if Cheney has become so powerful in the dark arts that even Satan couldn't take him down. We like to joke about it, but what if he literally IS Satan?

Stay tuned. I'll try to poke out a final post with my tongue if I'm transformed into a serpent over the next few days.

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