Well We're Movin' On Up...

What do you do if you're a president whose party is mired in a corruption scandal? Find the lead prosecutor a cushy new job!

President Bush didn't like where the Abramoff investigation was headed, so he gave the chief prosecutor (who is leaving the public integrity division – not a moment too soon), a job on the federal bench, thereby leaving all this nasty prosecuting behind.

Bush is The Wolf. He can fix anything! So who will take his place? Let's see... Karl Rove doesn't have a law degree, I don't think. How about Karen Hughes? I hear she's not doing so well in her gig.