Ice – It's Not Just For Daiquiris Any More

Japanese researchers have discovered an ice cube that's possibly a million years old.

When reached for comment, Bush administration officials expressed their pleasure in the discovery of the 5,000 year old ice.

This momentous discovery will provide us with a fantastic opportunity to better understand God's thinking during Creation Week. Was Antarctica created on day 2 or day 3? How about penguins? These are the sorts of questions that have plagued scientists for centuries. We will finally have more insight into the facts of God's creation of the universe.

Meanwhile, the ice's existence will also give us the chance to once and for all put the nonsense of the global warming myth well behind us. If the Earth is so hot, how could there still be ice down there?

Hey, I'm just glad that Bush administration officials were willing to comment at all...