Remember - It's a Choice

What is the greatest threat to our national security? Killer hurricanes mixed with an unengaged president? Soldiers who hate America? War profiteers? Terrorist sympathizers running major ports in the United States? Free, poorly-written "news"papers?

Nope.

It's those dirty, dirty faggots again. Why on earth don't they know their place - snorting crank and grinding on some East Village dance floor, away from our children and classified information?

The Bush administration said security clearances cannot be denied "solely on the basis of the sexual orientation of the individual." But it removed language saying that sexual orientation "may not be used as a basis for or a disqualifying factor in determining a person's eligibility for a security clearance."

This makes perfect sense. Think about it. If you have such poor judgment and are so weak-willed as to allow another man to convince you to put his penis in your mouth, or god-knows where else, think what the commies can convince you to do! I shudder to think!