I'm about to write a real downer of a post but first I wanted to give a shout-out to my peeps. Normally I take today off of work for a solid twelve hours of drunken debauchery. No can do this year. But I am singing my favorite Irish folk song in my head. Join me, won't you:
Happy St. Patrick's Day, everybody.
Her eyes, they shine like a diamond.
You'd swear she was queen of the land!
And she was!
Her hair hung over her shoulder,
Tied up with a black velvet band.