Friday, March 03, 2006

Prayers Answered in Thirty Minutes or Less

We must all rise up to stop the spread of Catholifascism.

If Domino's Pizza founder Thomas S. Monaghan has his way, a new town being built in Florida will be governed according to strict Roman Catholic principles, with no place to get an abortion, pornography or birth control.

"I believe all of history is just one big battle between good and evil. I don't want to be on the sidelines," Monaghan, who sold Domino's Pizza in 1998 to devote himself to doing good works, said in a recent Newsweek interview.
No. What you want to do is make people get in their cars and drive 10 minutes to get their porn and guarantee hundreds of teenage pregnancies. Way to stay in the game, Tom!


Courts said...

I say hell yeah, let 'em build a town. Build your own town AND STAY THERE! We will be happy not to provide you with intelligent progressive doctors, Suicide Girls, or real life sluts! We're gonna keep 'em for ourselves. I am all for this. Hey - the Amish keep to themselves... why can't the rest of the religious community? Sure, this is modern day segregation, but they don't want anything to do with us secularists anyhow and vice versa, baby!

emeryroolz said...

And don't forget that he ran the Detroit Tigers into the fucking ground!!!