Friday, March 31, 2006

What Is Wrong With These People?

Poor Jill Carroll is being attacked all over the place. Do you even know why? I mean, because she said they fed her and didn't hit her, she must be Patty Hearst? For Christ sake, she just got out of there. Can't you nuts wait a week before you go apeshit on her?

Insurgents, I beseech you - next time could you kidnap John Podhoretz and Imus and John Hinderaker? Ooh, how about Sean Hannity and Rush Limbaugh too! It would be the closest either of them have been to battle since that time Rush starting beating the hell out of that parking meter in an Oxycontin-induced haze.

2 comments:

Matthew Smith said...

Best not lump Imus in with these crackpots. He may be an arrogant, irrelevant, washed-up, egomaniacal, fake-voiced, cowboy hat-wearing douchebag, but...uh, where was I going with this?

Oh yeah, Imus is a lot of things - and none of those things are talented - but he shouldn't be on the same list as Hannity, Limbaugh and show producer McGuirk.

Michael Grant said...

Point taken. I have no idea as I've never heard that fool. But it happened on Imus' show. I lump as I see fit.