Friday, October 28, 2005

Yer Still Doin' a Heckuva Job, Brownie

Hey everyone, we're still paying Brownie's salary!

Homeland Security Secretary Michael Chertoff on Wednesday defended FEMA's decision to extend former director Michael Brown's post-resignation employment by an additional 30 days.
[gimme an s! gimme an n! gimme an i-p!]
Brown, heavily criticized for the federal government's slow response to Katrina, initially was permitted to stay on the FEMA payroll for 30 days at his $148,000 annual salary. The agency recently agreed to extend his contract for another 30 days.

Since my tax dollars are still paying this clown's salary, I demand that he come over and rake all the leaves out of my yard when he's done fucking up whatever he's doing now. Hopefully he can manage to rake and bag a few piles without killing 1,200 people like last time.


Michael Grant said...

What does it take to get fired from this White House? Do you have to murder Jenna on live TV during a presidential address from the Oval Office?

emeryroolz said...

Um, all you have to do to get fired is tell the truth. That'll get you shit-canned after than you can Paul O'Neil.