My Secret Mission

Some of you may have noticed that I've been conspicuously absent from Delusions of Grandeur lately. Many (ok, none) of you have asked where I was and what I was doing. Well, our records have recently been declassified, so I am finally able to reveal the truth:

I've been on a secret diplomatic mission to Niger, investigating various claims about "yellowcake." Unfortunately, by the time I got there, the only thing left was cinnamon babka.