Why Does God Hate Sunshine?

Did you see it? Are you reading this from that other hemisphere where there are unconfirmed rumors of other countries? A creepy solar eclipse. In Burundi:

In the tiny central African nation of Burundi, residents in the capital, Bujumbura, poured water into buckets and watched the reflection of the eclipse to avoid harming their eyes.

"It looks like sunset, but it is only midday," said one observer, Thadee Ndaruvukanye. "This is a strong sign from God to show us that he is the most powerful."

Upon hearing his comments, President Bush added Mr. Ndaruvukanye to the short list of candidates to replace Harriet Miers in the White House Counsel’s office.