Just Replace It With the Seventh Seal

The White House wants The Onion to stop using the presidential seal on it's fake news stories. My favorite part is the headline and sub-headline:

White House to Onion: Stop using seal

Symbol 'being used inappropriately,' says spokesman

I think The Onion should point out that the White House has been using the presidential seal inappropriately for the last 5 years by applying it to that rodeo clown "leading" our country. When asked about the issue, Bush reportedly asked, "How much fish does the parsidential seal eat in a day?" (da-doom-doom-TSSSSSSHHH!)

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