Breakin’ the Law, Breakin’ the Law

Irving Lewis Libby (I refuse to call a grown man “Scooter”) was indicted today on five charges including perjury, obstruction of justice and making false statements.

Let’s say it all together now, right-wingers – Perjury isn’t a real crime. It’s only lying. We lie every day! And as long as we don’t lie about sex, who cares?

In the meantime, the Rove investigation is ongoing. Guess what Asshole is going to do.

As Rove departed his home in Washington Friday morning, he told reporters, "I am going to have a great Friday and a fantastic weekend and hope you do too."

In the meantime, let us not forget this:

Bush suggested at the beginning of the investigation that he would fire anyone on his staff who was involved in the leak.

He appeared to set a higher standard in July, saying, "If someone committed a crime, they will no longer work in my administration."

See? They lie all the time!


UPDATE: Scoots up and quit. I wonder how he's going to continue his efforts to bring ruination upon the earth without that primo job... Do you suppose he'll be able get a cushy gig at Halliburton or one of the other BushCo crony front companies?