NEWS FLASH: Jabba the Hutt Now Running Exxon Mobil

The reason for record oil company profits is now clear. DoG has obtained photographic evidence that Exxon Mobil Chairman and CEO "Lee Raymond" is actually intergallactic crime lord Jabba the Hutt. Sadly, after this photo was snapped, "Raymond" slammed his meaty palm down on a button beside the platform upon which he was reclining, sending the brave DoG photographer through a trap door and into the lair of the mighty rancor. He was immediatley devoured, but the camera and its contents survived.