Associated Press or Animal Planet?

I was perusing the AP wire this morning, and I noticed these three stories in a row:

• Man Crashes Car After Snake Attacks Him
  
• Cat Stuck in Wall Waves Paw for Help
  
• Cop Wrestles Pot Bags Out of Dog's Mouth

Cat waves paw for help? Is this a joke? No. They take it superseriously too.

Collierville Animal Services supervisor Nina Wingfield said she heard a "hoarse meow" after she arrived at the house.

"When he knew we were there, it was a very hoarse, frantic meow," she said.

Wingfield freed the feline by cutting away the wall board with a knife.

"He had his paw out touching -- not clawing -- the whole time, like he was saying 'Come on! Come on,'" Wingfield said.

A hoarse, frantic meow? They have got to stop letting Old Lady Jenkins write the early morning stories.