What Color Is My Parachute?

Hey, Michael! How can I get rich quick?

I’m glad you asked, my dear friend…

Step 1: Get elected to Congress
Step 2: Buy a bunch of worthless land in the middle of nowhere
Step 3: Secretly get Congress to fund a superhighway right near that land
Step 4: Sell the previously worthless land at 300% profit
Step 5: Eat until you’re fatter than Taft