A man jumped into a lion cage and expected God to protect him.
"The man shouted 'God will save me, if he exists', lowered himself by a rope into the enclosure, took his shoes off and went up to the lions," the official said.So what do you reckon happened?
"A lioness went straight for him, knocked him down and severed his carotid artery."So, by my count, it’s Lion 1, God 0. Or alternatively, maybe God just thinks that guy is a dick.
Whatever the case, it would seem that God kills more people than smoking, drunk driving and McDonald’s combined. When do we get to file a lawsuit?