Oh Lord, Jesus Christ. You are my personal Lord and Savior. I am Your instrument. Through You I shall find peace and happiness in the afterlife. Direct my actions, oh Lord. Guide me with Your spirit and I shall perform Your bidding here on earth.
What's that? You want me to kill all the Jews and Arabs and faggots?
Consider it done.
And to put a finer point on it, from Sean's post:
So when the religious right's arrogance is responsible for removing their own metaphorical hoods, we need to gaze into their hateful, soulless eyes and take detailed notes.Anyone who has had even a single day of Christian Sunday school knows that Jesus would not be a fan of this game. But hey, if you want to twist your religion from one based on peace and love into one of destruction and hate, be my guest.