Thursday, June 01, 2006

THE Ohio State University



It's a great video, seriously. Just make sure you watch it until you get to where the reporter interviews the man's parents, with whom he lives, as is the custom of OSU grads...

3 comments:

Matthew Smith said...

I don't want to come out in defense of pedophiles and perverts, but why do these idiots think that they have to stand there and talk to a guy with a TV camera and a microphone? I mean, have you seen some of the creeps on Dateline? They can calmly sit down and describe their filthy habits. Crazy Dad had the right idea - reporters are pussies.

I like when the OSU dude was described as an "unemployed porn site user". Until five months ago, that could have been me.

Anonymous said...

Yeah, there are paedophiles and perverts all over the place. They should not be allowed to beat off in the library. The problem here is that THIS IS NOT NEWS! The real loser is the guy with the microphone who can't find anything better to report on than some poor schmuck who is clearly a little socially "challenged" masturbating in the library. Aren't there bigger stories in Ohio - like voter fraud? More than that, he continuously refers to masturbating as "having sex". This guy is going through life with some serious misconceptions if he thinks masturbating is the same as having sex. Perhaps this story is about as important as the woman behind the desk at the library thought it was...

Michael Grant said...

You think that's not news? Just this second the New York local news teaser said:

Today's date - 6/6/06. It's causing quite a stir. What this combination of numbers means, and how it affects you. After the game...

They were showing footage of ladders, people reading the Book of Revelation and inexplicably, newborn babies. Oh! Wait a minute, I get it!! The baby was Satan, right? Tune in at 11 to find out!

Fuck me.