Something Stinks in the Bronx

The Yankees completely suck, (so far - I'm superstitious when it comes to sports). Tied for LAST PLACE with the Devil Rays at 11-18. Seven games under .500. Don't you love it? What was that payroll again? $208 million? That's a lotta Benjamins for 11 wins out of 29 games. How's Jaret Wright doing? Kevin Brown? Jason Giambi? Oh, you don't say...

Meanwhile:
Detroit Tigers: 12-15 ($69 million or 33% of Yanks)
New York Mets: 15-14 ($101 million or 49% of Yanks)

Guess you don't always get what you paid for, eh Stein?