Hee hee

He even got the crazy eyes right.

A man who auctioned off a slice of toast carved with his drawing of the runaway bride feels burned because the winning bidder has refused to pay for the item.

Perry Lonzello, 48, of Stillwater, used a piece of toasted Wonder Bread as the canvas for his rudimentary portrait of Georgia bride-to-be Jennifer Wilbanks, and posted it at the online auction site eBay on a whim.

What a surprise, the winning bidder isn't going to pay up. Maybe he could tell everyone he can't pay because he was kidnapped.

Seriously though, now we have worthless news stories about worthless news stories, like a spin-off of a really bad sitcom. Politicians (i.e. Republicans) should stop worrying about some phantom "liberal bias" on PBS and start worrying about the "stupid bias" in every other media outlet.