Second Verse Same as the First

Bush is going to be up in the story box tonight. I know I can’t wait. Just thank Jesus Christ that he didn’t wait until Lost started up again. Anyway, apparently, it’s going to be the same old nonsense as always, with one big change in policy:

The speech will be televised from the White House library, "chosen because it will provide a fresh backdrop for a presidential message."

I, for one, am excited. Bush’s first trip into a library!

Oh yeah, and he’s going to throw another 20,000 kids into harm’s way even though the generals say it won’t do any good, and that we really can’t spare any. Good plan! I mean, you gotta do something, right, Georgie? Something other than admit you made a fucking mistake.