Friday, September 09, 2005

Recipe for Brownie

What is Martha Stewart saying on her new hour-long product placement television show? You just don’t fit in here?

Federal Emergency Management Agency Director Michael Brown is being removed from his role managing Hurricane Katrina relief efforts, The Associated Press has learned.

Brown is being sent back to Washington from Baton Rouge, where he was the primary official overseeing the federal government's response to the disaster, according to two federal officials who declined to be identified before the announcement.
Is it possible that being the head of the International Arabian Horse Association doesn’t prepare you to clean up after a massive natural disaster? At least he’s used to getting fired for being ”an unmitigated, total fucking disaster.”

It’s interesting, innit – someone actually getting fired from the Bush administration for their incompetence... Oh, wait a minute. Not fired. Just put on ice for the time being. I should have known. I guess they should start engraving his medal. After all, as the president himself pointed out, he was doing a ”heck of a job."

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