Business as Usual

What’s been going on lately? Let’s take a quick look:

Dick Laurent is dead.

John Roberts for class president.

Firemen in New Orleans are getting bored being props in Bush’s propaganda machine instead of, you know, helping people.

Bush asks us not to play the blame game with Katrina while blaming everyone but himself.

Darth Vader goes shopping for his own Bunker Sweet Bunker.

Maynard G. Krebs goes to, like, the far out jazz club in the sky. (Betcha thought I'd make a three hour tour reference...)