Friday, January 21, 2005

Proof That Texas Blows

Two good (liberal) friends of mine are from Texas, so they being the only exceptions, everyone from Texas is an idiot. From the New York Times:

The most surprising Lone Star delicacy, at least to some locals watching in dismay, was a new drink ordered by a group of Texans: merlot with 7-Up. It was described as a Texas version of sangria. As a teetotaler, Mr. Bush may be glad that is one bit of Texicana he won't have waiting for him back home.

Sorry, Texans. I have my opinions, and I've seen nothing to demonstrate otherwise. So why don't you get off that high horse of yours, and stop being such condescending assholes! Merlot and 7-Up? Yugh!

What high horse, you ask?

"Some folks look at me and see a certain swagger, which in Texas is called 'walking.'"
- President George W. Bush at the 2004 Republican Convention.

That high horse.

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