Proof That Texas Blows

Two good (liberal) friends of mine are from Texas, so they being the only exceptions, everyone from Texas is an idiot. From the New York Times:

The most surprising Lone Star delicacy, at least to some locals watching in dismay, was a new drink ordered by a group of Texans: merlot with 7-Up. It was described as a Texas version of sangria. As a teetotaler, Mr. Bush may be glad that is one bit of Texicana he won't have waiting for him back home.

Sorry, Texans. I have my opinions, and I've seen nothing to demonstrate otherwise. So why don't you get off that high horse of yours, and stop being such condescending assholes! Merlot and 7-Up? Yugh!

What high horse, you ask?

"Some folks look at me and see a certain swagger, which in Texas is called 'walking.'"
- President George W. Bush at the 2004 Republican Convention.

That high horse.