I saw that story about Bush saying the best thing that's happened to him in the last five years was that he caught some big fish one time. I considered writing something about how much of a fucking hillbilly he is that he would specifically single out some fish he remembers catching, and also, you know, the obvious – that the guy was effectively running the world for a few years there, and nothing better than some fucking perch happened to him? That was better than making John McCain his bitch in 2004? Better than dodging the draft and then getting the press to buy into his storyline of a thrice-decorated war hero being a coward and a traitor? Better than getting his lapdog on the Supreme Court?
I thought better of it. Calling Bush a redneck is so 5 minutes ago.
But when I read that even the goddamned fish is a lie?
The only problem is that the world's record for the largest freshwater perch caught is 4 pounds 3 ounces.Well, I had to say something. It's fucking pathological! Is George W. Bush even his real name? Is he married to a librarian? Does he really have a set of coke fiend twin daughters? Who the fuck knows?
So Bush either doubled the world record, and didn't report it, or he's a liar.