Dutch pedophiles are launching a political party to push for a cut in the legal age for sexual relations to 12 from 16 and the legalization of child pornography and sex with animals, sparking widespread outrage.Woah... Uh...
The party said it wanted to cut the legal age for sexual relations to 12 and eventually scrap the limit altogether.Assuming it is the “ban” that is making them curious, and not just their raging pubescent hormones, I’m sure that their curiosity is more focused on, you know, each other, than on your ancient Dutch ass, Ad.
"A ban just makes children curious," Ad van den Berg, one of the party's founders, told the Algemeen Dagblad (AD) newspaper.
"We want to get into parliament so we have a voice. Other politicians only talk about us in a negative sense, as if we were criminals," Van den Berg told Reuters.If there’s one thing I can’t stand it’s those cynical politicians who demonize pedophiles and use sex with children as a wedge issue to win elections. Have they no shame?
Here’s my favorite part – the rundown of their complete platform:
The party wants private possession of child pornography to be allowed although it supports the ban on the trade of such materials. It also supports allowing pornography to be broadcast on daytime television, with only violent pornography limited to the late evening.What?? Free train travel? How did they get from crazy violent porn during prime-time, naked people doing drugs everywhere and sex with animals to free trains? What the fuck is that? Maybe they should have started with the trains, and worked up to the sex with kids thing. You know, start small. So to speak...
Toddlers should be given sex education and youths aged 16 and up should be allowed to appear in pornographic films and prostitute themselves. Sex with animals should be allowed although abuse of animals should remain illegal, the NVD said.
The party also said everybody should be allowed to go naked in public and promotes legalizing all soft and hard drugs and free train travel for all.