The Truth About John Bolton!

It was revealed today that Bush nominee for ambassador to the U.N. John Bolton is in fact Jerry the mouse's Uncle Pecos from the Tom and Jerry cartoons. Compare the photo here with this photo and judge for yourself. Ask yourself, why is he hiding his true identity? And if he'll do this to Tom, what will he do to the Portugese or Norwegian ambassadors? Can we afford to take the chance?

Froggy went a-courtin', indeed.