Can’t Top It

I could sit here all day and never come up with a blurb about Rudi Giuliani’s presidential bid even half as eloquent as Wonkette’s.

Opera-Loving Twice-Divorced Manhattan Dandy Announces Candidacy

We love Rudy because he combines the can-do fascism of Mussolini with the personal morals of Caligula. America needs this, now!

What else is there to say?