Friday, August 19, 2005

Rush Limbaugh is a Fat Asshole

Is that a "shooting fish in a barrel" title or what? Anyway, here's a list of the latest outrages by the moronic, fat, balding, sweaty, honky drug-addict. Check out the picture at the right, too, and ask yourself: "What the fuck?" I suspect it's a picture of him in front of a self-portait, with the kid he paid to take his Vietnam induction physical. Either that or a picture of him with a child he intentionally "hobbled," a la Kathy Bates in Misery.

Limbaugh calls Native Americans "injuns" -- again

Limbaugh, Coulter, Liddy, Hitchens, Barone continue attacks on Cindy Sheehan

Limbaugh baselessly compared Cindy Sheehan to Bill Burkett: "Her story is nothing more than forged documents"

Limbaugh: Liberals "would have sought out bin Laden and tried to make a deal with him"

The "Truth" according to Limbaugh: Feminism established "to allow unattractive women easier access to the mainstream of society"

Hell, I could go on and on. Instead, I'll just present a little Rush Limbaugh photo gallery, and allow you to speculate whether right-wing talk radio was established to allow fat, sweaty pin-dicks like Rush easier access to mainstream society.

Hi! I'm Rush! This thumb's been up my ass!

Geez, look what $5 at Glamour Shots by Deb gets you these days.

This picture provides the answer to the age-old question: "Will a sleazy hooker really do anything for $500?"


Oops! I wet 'em!

Here Rush demonstrates how last night's sleazy hooker gave him a hand job.


All right, enough childishness. For now.

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