Friday, August 12, 2005

Please Do Not Adjust Your Set


I must apologize to our loyal fans out there. It's been a rough August. I'm moving; he's on vacation. If the president gets five weeks off during wartime, I think we're allowed a week or two. And you too! So get out from behind your computer and go outside. Enjoy the summer. It'll be over before you know it, (albeit later than usual - thank you Bush and your global warming doesn't exist!)

We'll be back before you know it, recharged and funnier than ever. Stay tuned...

7 comments:

emeryroolz said...

We have loyal fans?

Sara said...

Oh, we're out here, all right...why'd you guys need to go and have a life? It's really hampering my coffee break web-surfing time...hee hee!

emeryroolz said...

It'd be nice if these alleged fans COMMENTED every once in a while so I didn't feel like I was talking to myself all the time...

Matthew Smith said...

I really hate all this conspiracy theory "gloabl warming" hoo hah. People's memories are so fallible. Let me set the record straight: it is 90+ degrees, from mid-June through late August, from Salt Lake City to Staten Island and from Fargo to Florida, and it never rains EVERY YEAR! This is nothing new people -- we're having a perfectly normal summer. There's nothing to see here; move along...move along.

monan said...

Can you guys get on the stick and get back to work already? How long does it take to move?! I'm not paying to read about your moving! When I bought this Internet thing, I was told there were monkeys like you ready to dance for my pleasure! Now dance and make funny comments about ridiculous things... DANCE!

emeryroolz said...

Sara - I neglected most of my work all morning to create my latest post, which I dedicate to you, my dear! It features a guy named Deroy!

Matthew - didn't you see the movie The Day After Tomorrow?!? It couldn't be more clear!

Monan - I prefer the phrase, "Dance, rummy!"

Sara said...

I thank you very much and will now neglect most of my work this morning to read it...