Wednesday, August 24, 2005

Ann Coulter is the Reason Why the "C" Word Was Invented


You know, "Crazy." What "C" word did you think I was talking about? Here (don't click on the link, I'm warning you. Seriously, if you click that link I won't be your friend any more) she says that New Yorkers are a bunch of cowards.

As Republicans were saying repeatedly – captured on Lexis-Nexis for a year before it showed up in a Frank Luntz talking-points memo in 2004 – the savages have declared war, and it's far preferable to fight them in the streets of Baghdad than in the streets of New York (where the residents would immediately surrender).

Unlike the residents of New Canaan, Connecticut, where she grew up. I'm sure those rich fucks would defend their gated communities to the last man, woman, and child named Dakota or Sierra. They've had a lot of practice after all, what with working so hard to keep the blacks and latinos and Jews out of their neighborhoods, unless they're there to clean up the place or do their taxes, of course. Whereas all those pussy New Yorkers, you know, who ran into the World Trade Center and tried to save those still alive inside and who gave a big middle finger to terrorists after 9/11 and said we're not going anywhere and you're not going to beat us, would, I guess, just give up this time. I'm so thoroughly disgusted that I'm not going to say anything else. Mr. Grant can add his two cents if he wants. I'm sure he'll have something to say...

1 comment:

Michael Grant said...

New York would eat her alive. Imagine the horror when she ran across two black people standing on a corner minding their own business, let alone a homeless guy urinating in her $1000 pocketbook.

Which doesn't sound like such a bad idea, now that you mention it.

I'd make a comment about her crying trying just to understand the subway map, but that's absurd. She's such a person-of-the-people, no doubt she'd have a limo take her everywhere around town.