Monday, December 13, 2004


scha·den·freu·de n.(shädn-froid)

  • Pleasure derived from the misfortunes of others.

    Loving the entire Bernie Kerik story. I don't care if it's about the illegal immigrant nanny, if it's about Kerik's ties to the mob, if it's about the love shack that he used to carry on two simultaneous affairs while he was already married, or if it's about the corruption at Riker's Island when he was in charge.

    I don't care. It's all super-duper-great! Keep it coming!

    Here are some more of Kerik's skeletons which have yet to come to light:
  • He leads a high-level group which has been assisting aliens with their plan to colonize earth.
  • He's been marketing fat-free frozen yogurt, that in actuality, contains fat.
  • He killed Lady Diana.
  • He green-lighted Gigli.
  • He threw the cup of beer at Ron Artest.

    Any more Kerik predictions, send 'em my way!

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