Fight the Power!

In case you’re wondering, yours truly lives in the area of Queens that ConEd couldn’t fucking care less about where the power has been off for the last two days.

How is he writing this?

Ever heard of magic?

Anyway, at least according to some dude who wrote into Gothamist, I won’t have power until “next week maybe.” Great. And this was the weekend when I was going to invite ConEd over for cognac and cheese. Fuck them, then. The cheese has gone rotten anyway.

Assholes.