That’s Why They Elected Him King

Did they elect him? What happened again? Those movies were so long!! They should make them into a book or something so I could take it on the subway.

Anyway, Aragorn has got a couple of things to say about our real-life king:

“I’m not anti-Bush; I’m anti-Bush behavior,” Mortensen told Progressive magazine. “In other words, I’m against cheating, greed, cruelty, racism, imperialism, religious fundamentalism, treason, and the seemingly limitless capacity for hypocrisy shown by Bush and his administration.”

See, now what you need to do, Vigs (we’re tight), is cobble together a bunch of freaks with axes and swords or whatever, find Bush’s Precious and throw it in a chipper shredder or something.

Three hours is a long time to just sit there, people...