From Bill Maher on The Huffington Post the other day:
Republicans sex scandals are getting to be like Iraqi car bombings. By the time you hear about one, there's been another. Ted Haggard, Mark Foley, Bob Allen, Vitter, Craig...Oh, Lord, won’t You please stop sitting around reading blogs and grant me a slice of Bill Maher’s talent?
It's like "Clue" only the answer is always "A Republican... in the washroom... with his cock."